Precious hamburgers?

And sugar packets.

Was it not supposed to be Michael Jackson?

unmotivated man in his mid 20s still living at home with his mother

Whovian?

Werewolf?

And his outwitting the paparazzi never fails to delight me.

I don't think you or anyone should need to be so apologetic when discussing this subject. Sitcoms of this era, and Happy Days especially, are all part of our cultural heritage. While those shows aren't as deep or rich as our current (ending) Golden Age of Television, they are both historical markers and stepping…

Nice try, AV Club, but I'm dead inside!

He spots a child, trapped in the back. He's flying alone; Sully congratulated him on his bravery (80 minutes ago real-time, 6 minutes ago movie-time). The kid's got his seatbelt undone… but he's stuck, the flight pin given to him by Sully is hooked onto it—!

EXT. AIRFIELD - DAY (morning?)
Planes land, taxi. A goose leads a line of goslings across the tarmac.

Wow, Sean Penn is one hell of a director.

Not a D&D fan, then?

That would be very convenient, thank you!

Jesus Christ, Internet…

Is the video as cringe-worthy as that header image? Can you die from cringing?

What I'm saying is Jeopardy has a lot of ads for Aleve.

That's like, top level Scientology porn, right?

Is it Aleve? It's always Aleve.

I'm going to Bovine University!