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Onan the Barbarian
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That tag at the end of every Teen Mom episode is more helpful than anything teenagers are getting in school.

, Internet.

Hey, spoon feeding entertainment is a very important service. God knows how much work it is to amuse one's self on the internet.

#BirthdayCoincidences

And the best anti-drug episode is "Raisin the Stakes", from a very special Clone High.

The supercut is in the computer?

"Let's go file some paperwork."

That, and because people tend to only think of /b/ when they think of 4chan, they don't realize there are other boards generating content.

They're like little icy Klansmen.

Ah, the Kevin Clash biopic no one was clamoring for.

Mmmm… steamed hams.

I have to wonder (because I'm not a historian) how many wars supposedly fought in the name of religions were really about, "Wow, they've got some really great stuff over there. Let's go take their shit… because, er, god said so. Yes, that will do."

Of all stripes. Militant atheists who call religious people morons annoy me just as much as their spiritual counterparts, with the added bonus of making me look like a jackass by association.

Uh, excuse me, I believe you mean Jonas Venture Jr.

Who sorts by "best"? I've only recently started sorting by "newest" and it's scary and confusing.

If there's one thing Jesus was known for, it's open mockery.

I was raised jewish, then catholic, and while I'm an atheist, that Jesus fellow said some pretty spot on stuff.

I cut my tongue on my mask.

There you are!

I mean… they're both idiots, but Hank is clearly more aggressively stupid.