But that new ALF could traumatize a whole new generation of actors!

NBC. N. Never. B. Be. C. Creative. Never be creative. NEVER BE CREATIVE.

#CatLivesMatter

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty dick monster.

Nope! This is a guy who was so unaware of superheroes that, during the initial run of Heroes, proposed that they have a guy with the power to move metallic objects.

Yes, acknowledging ultra-common tropes is an agenda.

What if Tyrell is in Elliot's imagination? I mean, he's as evil as evil can be; totally the sort of delusion Elliot's mind would construct to justify any actions toward Evil Corp.

Stop the production. Save the world.

I should just read those instead, shouldn't I?

That's some solid comment/avatar synergy.

Batman's a scientist.

On a scale from 1 to Dexter, how much of a decline are we talking?

Heil Heroes, I'm Home!

Hooper-head.

Uh, I believe you mean "females".

I thought the deal was they were the worst company to work for, not the worst company overall. Feel free to correct me.

I hate it when people criticize poor people for buying ("wasting money on") alcohol and cigarettes. For those people (and I say this having been one of those people), that's all there is.

The Republican Primaries
seriously, just pick a name from a hat

No muppets with GRID back then!

"Raise minimum wage? How about you take all your excess time and money, get an education, and find a REAL job."