You know what the trouble is, Ernie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.

Something something felt tits.

So there's hope yet for my Quantum Leap/Sliders crossover!

Xeña.

We serve hard drinks for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere.

I kind of figured it would go without saying that Sanders is aware of minority oppression, what with his father losing his family in the Holocaust.

He's too exhausted to properly close his tags!

Oh god, I was listening to NPR a couple days ago, and the topic was dive bars.

Yelp reviews of restaurants would be way better if reviewers could have a little badge that says "Verified current/former service industry worker".

I feel like the letter grades on this site are more useful than other sites because they're subjective. If I see a B or C (or D+) I know it's middling, an A is something notable, and an F deserves attention for being so heinous.

"I am NOT a crackpot!"

"E-Tree"?

His fault for not getting a dragon to guard it.

If an author is old, and possibly didn't consent, publishing their work is monstrous.

A moose once bit my sister.

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"Nix Dick Pix to Chicks"

Hey, just because they've created a meat market only slightly more interactive than Amazon's 1-Click Purchases to serve hoards of unwashed masses desperate to entangle their genitals with others, doesn't mean…

Will they crank the temperature way down?

But they can't look up.