I don't want this to spark some sort of horrible "real geek"/"fake geek" bullshit, but

Do we need to call imaginary child services?

Wasn't this an episode of Friends? Was there a cactus?

Just regular Mountain Dew, thanks.

Exactly. If I wanted to see a hoard of gawping idiots, I'd come here.

I've loved Fool Us since it was first on British tv, and I'm delighted they brought it back.

What's the opposite of screaming "NNNNNNEEEEERRRRRRDDDDSSSSS"?

"Yeah, books!"

Hey, if there's one thing to take away from Crash, it's that anyone different from you is total garbage.

People like this will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

"That's not fair. There was time now!"

The internet's collapse is why the REALLY smart move is to hoard physical pornography.

Eh… no Peg.

Here's what's always bothered me. This was the center of a whole episode, but Married… with Children had a kid named Seven like three years earlier.

Everyone is John?

"The Daily Deli"? Not "The Deli Show with Jon Stewart"?

You pass butter.

Eh, screw the whole thing.

That's silly.

Unfortunately, all the fracking in the world won't get us more Battlestar Galactica.