Old Man Yells at Clod

edit: Goddammit

Thank you Mario, but Godot is in another castle.

Looks accurate to me.

How about an "AV Club Commentor Comment Generator"?

Animation is built on plagiarism. If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney.

Speaking of Jillette and editing, god damn do I hate when the camera cuts away from the performer on Fool Us. I know just enough about magic to sorta kinda tell what might be happening, and besides, cutting away from someone doing sleight of hand really undermines the act.

Excuse me, but "Donald Trump" and "Snapchat"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?

Next time, on a very special Clone High…

B(.)(.)ks.

Let's ask Sandy Duncan and The Harlem Globetrotters.

It's the pelvic thrust. They really drive you insaa-aa-aa-aane.

Teller seems nice.

You're well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob…

I wanted to make a Vatican II joke, so I looked up what "Excelsior" would be in Latin.

I'm sitting about six feet away from a ping pong table, so both things are important.

You have to blow on it first.

Participation Ribbon, Internet.

Genius at Work

I have to drive by it everyday and it takes all my willpower to not throw shit out of my car. Were it not for psychiatric medication, The Future Mrs. the Barbarian would be long dead.