Did you, or any blood relatives, imprison an anthropomorphized fundamental force of the universe?

It's going to be a rough couple of years.

Sister Act 3?

But then what am I supposed to do on Slashdot?

So you can just spontaneously and mysteriously die at 28?

This sucks.

If you want "here's a weird character, here's another weird character" but with an actual interesting plot, check out the short lived revival of Dial H, written by China Mievelle.

More importantly, do they ever team up with Laverne and Shirley?

I always wondered about that. Now I know.

The lesson is, never try.

Know who else woulda put those workshop cops in their place like Bezzerides? Debra fuckin' motherfucker Morgan, motherfucker.

Oh, inside was great. The future Mrs. the Barbarian and I watched bad weekend TV and played cards while the storm raged outside.

I don't want Fop, god dammit. I'm a Dapper Dan man.

I can't decide between

TNT's new slogan is terrible.

There are no future references. There are no past references. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

The Larch

Or they won't branch out, and they'll become the type of adults that see Paul Blart 2 opening weekend.

Christmas would come, that's for sure.

Quiet, the executives will hear you.