Jesus christ people, it's 2015. It's not a lifestyle choice; you're born a James Bond director.

Adam Sandler: "Boy is my face red!"

The weekend thunderstorms here made me wonder why anyone would willingly live somewhere that was regularly humid.

That box office has to be at least three times bigger than this.

On closer inspection, I'm light in the loafers.

Fiona Staples is one of the best people working in comics today, and I'll be picking up the new Archie solely because of her (not that I have anything against Waid).

If you haven't seen the animated version they did, do yourself a favor and check it out. Especially because Robocop is Batman.

Love Manhattan Projects. As someone who'd never read much X-Men, I was able to jump straight into Joss Whedon's run on Astonishing X-Men and thoroughly enjoy it.

I've always been a DC person (recent stuff notwithstanding), but I've always liked Marvel's What-Ifs?.

It's insulting for everyone around.

Surprising, since you fight like a cow.

Ford Prefect.

Turns out it was Tom Hardy all along.

He's got multiple personalities… all Lincoln.

If you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?

The chart sort of helps.

I have a whole reply composed in my mind about why you are wrong, involving hard light, quantum mechanical effects, transport buffers, Scotty and the Dyson Sphere, which can best be summed up by Comic Book Guy: "Oh, I've wasted my life."

I believe he said the Holodeck, not the replicator.

I think VR is going to be crap for movies, but it could be a great way to record live theatre.

I'm hoping for Norman Osborne to be in the MCU after Civil War.