These girls know this one is a Kate episode, right?

It surprises me that Ohio is the only state that takes the official rock song thing seriously.  If anybody around here messed with the status of "Hang On Sloopy", they'd never work in politics again.
This despite the fact that the song has what could only be described as an "orgasm sequence".

Finally, Lincoln had met Princess Snowflake.  "My time in Candy Land is almost over!" he thought.  Little did he know that the sticky pits of the Molasses Swamp were still ahead of him…