If Nader wants to win…
… he should make 'Anal Flutter' his official running mate.

I frequently am subdued and tortured by Leelee Sobieski. But then I am paying her for that.

Viggo Mortensen
Has he ever starred in a movie where his character does not carry a weapon?

The real question is, has Dane Cook done more for the Nazis or for assholes?

Scene 3: Dog urinates on ashes.

"You lost me at "Dane Cook."'

You say "lost me", but you actually meant "brought shame upon myself and my family."

Way back
A friend played me a short clip of some of Dane Cook's stand-up. I thought it was hilarious. So, later that evening, I downloaded a full routine of his and listened to it.