Oh, my god.  Come to think of it, have you ever seen @disqus_nnNPfBGoco:disqus and Pauline Kael in the same room at the same time?  They're the same person!!!

Isn't that a line from Zoolander?

I STEAL FROM CELEBRITIES EVERY TIME I SEE EMMA WATSON!!!!!!!!

Stupid spoiled whore video playset:   Show the whole world what a slut you are!

Extremely.

#BasedCat—wait, never mind.  I thought we were talking about Lil B.

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus You're favorite movie as a child was African Queen?  That's pretty cool.  I wish I had been a movie-literate child.  My favorite was Toy Story, which, although an amazing movie, probably was most appealing because toys.

I love Sierra Madre and Bogey, but The African Queen was so disappointing.  It was my follow up to Madre, so I was expecting another Huston-Bogey epic and not just an Odd Couple romp through the jungle.  I guess it was ok.

Come on, guys, I like him.  Silver Linings was good even if the ending wasn't, and the Place Beyond the Pines was pretty great as well.

Ouchville, population: you, bro!

I killed Moore with my big fucking dick

from Torrance?

Finn looks silly in that picture.

Yeah, he was in Ringo Starr's little-known band before going solo.

I never thought much of Cruise as an actor until Magnolia.  He fucking blew me away in that.

I once ate salsa and chips and described them as tasting like "a bowl of sandwich."

Cosmo, he's Chinese.

And many likes to you, sir.

Harry and Sally always does the trick for me.

@avclub-993f6ac760ffd6c09413c22f4f4aa627:disqus A toaster.