I'm guessing Magnolia and Boogie Nights will be 10-ish and 15-ish, respectively.

Everything?

Everything?

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, wife, manservant (ha, gaaay).  Doesn't covet just imply thinking about it?  In which case, doesn't the existence of the commandment break it?

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, wife, manservant (ha, gaaay).  Doesn't covet just imply thinking about it?  In which case, doesn't the existence of the commandment break it?

Isn't Gary Johnson the marionette from Team America?

Isn't Gary Johnson the marionette from Team America?

I ATE A BAGEL WHEN I HEARD THUNDAR!

I ATE A BAGEL WHEN I HEARD THUNDAR!

PUNCH LINE

PUNCH LINE

It's Moby DICK, even I got that.  Or wait, is the joke that you do get it? Fuck, I think I just got it.

It's Moby DICK, even I got that.  Or wait, is the joke that you do get it? Fuck, I think I just got it.

@Barnitosupreme:disqus As shitty as Green Day is, Dookie is still a pretty great punk album.  Not Stooges or Ramones-good, but not throw-out-the-window-bad.

@Barnitosupreme:disqus As shitty as Green Day is, Dookie is still a pretty great punk album.  Not Stooges or Ramones-good, but not throw-out-the-window-bad.

I genuinely want that to happen really badly.

I genuinely want that to happen really badly.

This guy better hang on to his ego, or something.

This guy better hang on to his ego, or something.

Hockey is better.