The perfect awful movie for me is House IV.  It has no equal.  Singing pizza, mucus sucking, FBI agent masquerading as a cleaning lady, Rottweiler desk lamps, nonsensical shoehorning in of ancient Indian burial ground.  The fun just doesn't end!

I think Arsenic and Old Lace is perfection.  Ironically, Cary Grant hated that movie.  It's madcap hilarity.

Man, he is a creepy little dude. 

@DesertDweller79:disqus, but didn't they try to, at first, force relocation in "Journey's End?"  It was only after 45 minutes of preaching that Picard said they could stay, just no more Federation help and you're now wards of the Cardassian state.

In all fairness, pigs can be total assholes.

Claude Rains makes that movie.  Forget Bogey and Bergman, it's all about Captain Renault.

The Third Man is perfect, and a big thank you to director Carol Reed for insisting on 1. the music and 2. the changed ending.  That movie would not be perfect if those two elements were different.

Pakleds = Pumbaa

I agree with this.  Ziyal #3 seemed so sweetness and light.  Ziyal #1 had a bit of an edge to her, which makes sense for a girl who grew up in a prison camp, as @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus pointed out a few comments above.

SPOILERS

At this point in the comments I'd like to concur with the previous poster that "Rocks and Shoals" is, indeed, fucking awesome.

Worf failed this course, since he needed the karoake lyrics for "A British Tar."

Eddington seems like the kind of guy who would defect.  Hard-working everyman type, just goes about and does his job.  And sees that 'just doing his job' is, to him, immoral.  He's disillusioned by what he perceives as a lack of morals amongst his superiors, the inability to really move up the command ladder, the…

I like Star Trek V.

Aw, I kind of like "Masks" and "Genesis."

I do like the female Vorta in "The Ship," though.  She's creepy.  As much as a I love Weyoun (and I truly do), I'm glad they did bring other Vorta on from time to time.

@avclub-9b60cf1b2106f886f17cba2b1a0359b9:disqus, I'm not even going to admit to how many times my husband and I say that in normal conversation in our house.

Agreed.  The problems with these episodes are numerous, but I don't think Lofton bears any blame whatsoever.

This rap is so close to convincing me to rewatch "The Muse."

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus, would three weeks on Capri in Bertolucci's villa change his mind?