is it St. Swithin's day already? or just Wednesday?

ABQ chamber of commerce was not ok with that one.

best new thing coming down the pipes is 'butch eye for the queer guy.' dig it; 6 militant lesbians bust in to an unwitting gay man's house. one holds him in a headlock, giving him noogies while screaming 'why you gotta be so gay? why you gotta be so gay, huh?'…while the others go about unfolding his towels and blowing…

oh, Lou. i can't believe i used to go out with you.

this show is fully endorsed by Rascal Flatts.

this seems like the ideal opportunity to pitch my own new reality series. imagine it; 8 men from 8 different parts of the world. each one proudly monolingual, each one violently racist. we move them into a gay club turned part-time loft apartment to let things Get Real.
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that's how we referred to the NYC subway back in the day.

i would very much like to see a reznor vs. rollins competition where they each have to pull a John Deere 7R series tractor with a tow-chain that they have to bite down on.

book your space on the poop deck now.

if the toilets back up on that cruise ship….lard have mercy.

aborting a joke makes GOD shit his holy britches. you shouldn't a done that; he was just a joke.

poor guy's through being cool i guess. except that now his body temperature IS significantly lower than it was. either way, thanks for all the fun tunes Alan.

Marge; Get my stone.

that is precisely the age bracket of women i am interested in.

but we also gave you big head todd and the monsters, leftover salmon, and the samples, so…oh, right;

dead on. and here i was thinking they were extras from Small Wonder.

Devotchka's entourage will definitely fuck some of his shit up. he brings that shit to D-Town and he's getting gypsy-punked. this is how it ends.

pravi sranje.

Kakacek? what is that; Slavic?

mississippi mud flap jack the ripper street car named desire.