i first saw these gents in 1992 at Rock Island in denver CO. bobby g did jumping jacks for 2 hours straight while the band straight up ROCKED. i had no idea who they were before that show, but since then i have been a devotee of bobby g and the scream team. that whole irvine welsh bit was pretty radge though. hibs…

the first choice of proxy-host was actually Malcolm X's grandson. but then he got beat to death down mexico way. probably by John Oliver's men.

i do not like hearing about yeezy's leaks. at least i am certain he has someone following him 24/7 whose job it is to mop up his sundry fluids.

they are easy to crucify but they are not gods.

if only he had fired a pistol at random into the crowd. maybe kanye will do that this year, because, he's all SIR REAL and shit now.

they have a spot on the card marked 'mama's panties apres pork 'n beans'. you scratch and sniff it every time the woman does laundry, which is thankfully a rare event.

John Waters already dd it. he's already done everything.

or girls named La-A, and you say, Hello Lah Ah. and they go, NO! It's La-Dash-Uh. Dash don't be silent.

exactly. the important thing is that RDJ made a kid cry by being TOO REAL. he attempted to calm him down by saying,

they are actually saying "les booooooooeaux artes, les boooooooooooeaux artes!"

stop: Seizure Time.

chino bitches jumpin hard on my pole
i take a handjob favor for an illy smoke

what exactly is he retiring from? 

that is not a euphemism, yet i am now trademarking it as such.

"She got down and she preached a sermon!"

i just ate my brother's turtle.

but football in the groin had a football in the groin.

agreed. and, by extension, Superweasel. not a Blume book, but a great primer for children wanting to get started in eco-terrorism.

is it true that Henry Huggins put a bun in Beezus' oven? i stopped reading after he turned Ramona into a robot to stop her from following him on his paper route, after she corrected some lady who kept calling him HARRY HIGGINS, which turned into cash-from-dad for a bike due to his proper name showing up in the…

she is a righteous and awesome being.