I am sorry that while in Snowdonia you got the Welsh Herpes.

Inframan. This is the greatest movie ever made, story ever told, system ever created since Borges was blinded in a chinese star throwing fight with Hey Hey Hegel and then went on to travel to Tlon. That story had no rocket powered robots or skeletons with spears. It did have Hey Hey Hegel throw his stars in Borges'…

Two favorite Dylan Thomas quotes:

I took it upon today to find her problems out, this being Ascension Day. Many apologies Saka Caca, as i respect you and imma let you swede. But. The little bananadicknose's mom HAS NO PROBLEMS HERE, as it were. In the interim I will share those problems uncovered while I hunkered quietly in her dishwasher:
1. her only…

Dirtypillow fight. Followed by a motorboating face shake amongst them. That's every other Thursday, post-brunch. Today there was ample au-jus yet most gathered round the haggis. These are the Haggis Hags. They are stringy and offal, stinking of cheap hand lotion and cigarettes. Your assumption; Confirmed.

Mom's boyfriend Axel says Gray Gatzby is superior to Moo-Lah Rouge. He is not gay. He told me this driving to the Toolbox where he goes to hump the skinny bathroom boys who take drugs up their nose. Gray Gatzby borne from Gandolph. Gandolph begat from Guy Rolph. Guy Rolph the bastard muppet of Guy Smiley and Little…

There are three ways only to fuck up a dinosaur:

I got more fiasco than Lupe AND Wesley Willis. Damn to the Dag Drunk Dave.

Dear Neutral Milk Hotel Please Bring More of the TORQUE AND BEANS!

Him so much uglier than She.

NO! Don Staples, it's the REAL Skreddy57 up in this MAHHHHH-F.

Do you know what Terence McKenna says about words? No you don't.
Do you know what Arsenio says about Marfan Syndrome? No you don't.
Do you know that the gestation period for the proboscis monkey is 5.5 months? Now you do.

What it IS, iron rich green.

Marfan rocked Cox. Cox rocked back. Dag, Deerhunter!

Marlys digs M. but says Zooey is just leftover teeth meat. That's probably because she stabbed herself in the eye trying to go Zooey-style with her mascara, but. I cannot say that I trust anyone who refers to themselves with a single letter. With J. of the Mascis variety being the only exception. Dag!

He ate Tupac's Cheetos. You do not eat the cheetos of another gangsta unless you are wont for being capped. Dag! That is Dutch, for 'what it IS!'

Those are not diamonds. Those are droplets of Ke$ha squirt.

You keep rocking old man. You keep rocking and I will keep doing the monkey while you rock.

necrotising fasciitis is the most rock way one could die. I will throw this man the devil horns from both hands. I know he can not throw it back.

SKreddy gave that hoagie  fair go WAY back. You ask Mr. Polyps what he did. Maybe see below for how it REALLY went down? I di not think so.