Bleep-blorp Bloop.

Nice avatar, asshole!

Meh. I've seen "Back to School," so I probably already know everything about Kurt Vonnegut that I need to know.

Seeing Kirsten Gillibrand standing next to Leslie Knope was surreal. I have always kind of theorized that Leslie was, in some small ways, based on Kirsten Gillibrand. They are remarkably similar.

Ray Wise is on this show?!? I'm in.

Hmmm… I always kind of hypothesized that Taryn Manning is actually a porno actress who just keeps showing up to legit auditions by mistake and getting roles. This brings her one step closer to her natural milieu.

*Fish flops to death on dirty ground*

I have seen Fitzcarraldo all the way through; I have also seen Aguirre, Nosferatu, Woyczeck, Invincible, Rescue Dawn, Bad Lieutenant: POCNO, My Best Fiend, Grizzly Man, Encounters at the End of the World, Cave of Forgotten Dreams, and Happy People. I have even seen The Grand, a comedy in which Werner plays a poker…

Wow, that was horrible. I've rarely been this disgusted by anyth— shit! Why am I masturbating?! HAVE I BEEN MASTURBATING THIS WHOLE TIME??? God damn internet porn reflex.

That poor dog, though… he did not need to see that.

I love how according to the A.V. Club reviews, "Back Home Ballers" wasn't on the same level of quality as "Do It On My Twin Bed"… until "Teacher Snow Day" came along to symbolize the fatter kid standing next to the fat kit making him look skinny.

They could always just do a whole season following the exploits of Hot Pie and call it Shame of Scones.

Wait, wait, wait - is Power Pack in development?

Star Lord should get an emmy just for his delivery of "Oh Dennis, what a mess." It was perfect. Just perfect.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I am tempted to stop reading the A.V. Club forever based solely on the statement that Catfish was not a total pile of steaming bullshit right from the get-go. Come on, guys!

Pretty Wombat

It's true… all of these movies would be a little bit better off if they had more Boats 'n' Hos.

Oh God, I wish I had time to sit down and watch the entire series again. That show has aged well, in my opinion. As has Gillian Anderson.

That Simpson thinks he's the Pope of Chilitown:

Mmmmmmm… Organized crime.