Not sure that will be long enough.

idk… they look pretty cool on a shark.

Wait… are you saying that Billy Corgan isn't a Nosferatu?

Yeah, the later books were pretty shitty. They were written like fan fiction.

I hope these movies won't go into production until well after the stink of TruBlood will have finally faded from our collective nostrils. That show ruined vampires for me for a little while.

Hey, hey, hey - just because Nosferatu are bald, slimy, horrifying monsters with long fingers doesn't mean they can't be sexy. Maybe give them each two penises?

Is Korn going to do the soundtrack again? Maybe this time they can really shoot for the stars and get Limp Bizkit. I bet they're not too busy.

Childsisk Gambino? Is he also on a boat with LeVar Burton?

Best animated series ever. I loved the combination of superhero motifs and mysticism. Also, if anyone doubts this show's impact on pop culture, just go to tvtropes.com and see how many tropes originated in this show. Almost as many as Star Trek. Which is fitting, considering the cross-over casting.

Game of Scones?

That reminds me… been a while since I checked what's happening over at Bang Bus. I'll be back in seven to nine minutes. But yeah, that's great about Community.

So glad they managed to slip a Bone Thugs-n-Harmony reference in there. Unless Sean O'Neill thinks "Crossroads" is a B-II-M song?

"fffwip fffwip!" - My corduroy pants

Nope. No exaggeration. But we actually have a pretty great marriage, as long as pop culture isn't in the foreground.

Hoobastank. 'Nuff said.

The best you've ever seen.

Try being married to someone who, while loving you, still manages to hate every single thing you love, culturally. This actually combines many of the Hells imagined above: Every time you put a song on the car stereo, she frowns, and after fifteen seconds, she hits skip. Every time you turn on game of thrones, she…

I just hope they keep the same voice artists. And awesome soundtrack. Just make it so I can play it on something higher than Windows 95.

He's right. I peed myself a little when I saw this headline. I have literally never been so happy. Sorry, "wedding day" and "birth of daughter!"

At least if his utility belt is full of regret, he doesn't need a Tumblr account.