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Jesus Fucking Christ
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May I suggest that you put your edit button to good use so you don't go down in history as someone who used one pejorative term to condemn someone for using another pejorative term? It's kinda like that one parable I told that one time.

Too bad my name isn't Shakespeare, I'd get a lifetime pass.

Too bad my name isn't Shakespeare, I'd get a lifetime pass.

[FARTS]

[FARTS]

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Well, then, having no "self" is a good way to evade culpability.

Well, then, having no "self" is a good way to evade culpability.

Even though Earth is in a habitable zone, we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the Moon. If our Moon were just a little bigger, just a little smaller, just a little closer or just a little further away, the ocean tides would’ve been too extreme for the moderate tendencies of evolution. It also stabilizes our tilt,

Even though Earth is in a habitable zone, we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the Moon. If our Moon were just a little bigger, just a little smaller, just a little closer or just a little further away, the ocean tides would’ve been too extreme for the moderate tendencies of evolution. It also stabilizes our tilt,

Lola Versus Zola Jesus, rolls right off the tongue.

Lola Versus Zola Jesus, rolls right off the tongue.

Onorio Vazquez never sees anything to the point.

Onorio Vazquez never sees anything to the point.

Your missing the point, Grown-Up American Godzilla-Man. If you've got time to kill, you ain't workin' a real American job. If you've got time to kill, for fuck's sake—go OUTSIDE and breathe the air and DIG A FUCKING DITCH. You're making that Islamofascistcommie Keen'yin Socialist proud by twiddling around on the

DONKEY NEEDS CHAPSTICK

For some strange reason, it wouldn't really make me feel better to know that full-grown American adults log on to this site and go through all the trouble to register and create a profile so they can write "DENTAL PLAN" over and over again and get "liked" by other full-grown American adults who actually get paid to

We used to have law n'order when them hippos knew their place.

I've got news for you. Your girlfriend is actually a 12-year old boy.