"Kinky Keelhaul Sub Seeks Peg-Leg Master & Commander"

There's always Arabs in dinghies.

The call is coming from INSIDE the hippo!

Shhhhh. Don't wake Daddy.

No worries. I'm a CROCODILE DENTIST.

Maybe we should just… SKIP IT!

This thread is Perfection!

Prodigious amounts of tit warship.

I fuck battleships every time I see Anne Hathaway!

If Bob Loblaw were captain of the USS Esteves, I would die a happy Jesus.

SOMEONE CHECK THE UNDER THE STAGE…

She oughtn't be blonde.

More like "Suckie Snackhouse," if she were my house.

They killed him off in the happy ending.

No, Major Wörst of the Waffen SS was actually a pretty nice guy. Except for that whole "Holocaust" thing.

Not just Ribz, but "Xtreme Ribz."

The original "Skid Row" was along the waterfront in Seattle, where the the logs were "skidded" along the waterfront into the lumber mills. It came to refer to any industrial district, usually around a waterfront, that also had low-rent flop houses, dive bars, and whores to cater to the workers in the mills.

Maybe they used him for lobster bait.

It was on Frontline last night!

I actually knew a Major Help when I was in the Navy. Real reactionary.