What famous drug was he addicted to?

"Don Giovanni, your lizard…seems limp."

Maybe we should "scroll up" to "see" if "someone" already "made" that "joke," like in  "Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters."

They were, in fact, ribs at one point, yes, that is true.

I call it Fuckabees.

NO, YOU FOOL, THE NEBRASKA EVERGLADES

Dear Vidal Sassoon,

STEVE HOLT!

We must remember that one of the initial reasons in rushing to impose a no-fly zone was to prevent Gaddafi from using his air force to bomb “his own people”—a distinct phrasing that echoes what was tried and tested in the demonization of Saddam Hussein in Iraq. On February 21, when the first alarmist “warnings” about…

It's also a bummer for females since the al Qaeda-inspired rebels have imposed Shariah Law, and since newlyweds will no longer get a low-interest $50,000 loan from the government to buy a house and start a family, and since entire cities have been littered with depleted uranium munitions, and since they're handing the…

I've never encountered such a sensitive @avclub-1786aec3a614d40f1e566fde557a1799:disqus before.

Hell, even I'm a fucking Palestinian! But the Caananites were lousy tenants, and the Old Man signed a penis-clipping covenant with Charleton Heston, so what can you do? The Old Testament is too big to fail.

Cultural Awareness Avengers Assemble!!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt, then.

I have an 8-year old refurbished Mac that was used in a school. My uncle bought for me at an Apple store for $150 and I paid him back by mowing his lawn for two months (once every two weeks at $10 per hour) with a 1956 International Harvester. So I'm not your average Apple user. I don't have a cell phone. I've never…

Defragmenting is for Philistines.

Sticking it to the Manure.

wtf is syntax lol

I'm ready to quit this Disqus. Now that everyone has it, everything is unified, it's all stored in a big NSA database in Utah, and I can't do the racist grammatically challenged Mel Gibson thing anymore.

Things happening is so trite.