Producers need money. Not because they really want it, but because they can't live without it. They're like reluctant vampires. Like Brad Pitt, sucking on a rat.

Go back to Germania.

What about the guy who shoots SPARROWS?

"Brother Bear," about the black bear who says "You're the bear now, dog!"

I wonder how you would translate "Fukushima meltdown."

Your moms are not your girlfriends, and getting dropped off at a PG-13 movie doesn't count as "taking them to see it."

Wow, I watched the other "Girl with" movie: "Girl With a Pearl Earring," which I'll bet was ten times more boring than Dragon Tattoo. I also watched "Goya's Ghosts," which somehow managed to flop. I was impressed enough to say that I no longer think Natalie Portman is an overrated weepy waif, and her performance in…

Those roles weren't random. They were decided by retrograde Jupiter.

"He said mean things about the Jews and tried to hire the FBI to murder his ex-wife under the condition that she blow him first? Not our Bernie."

RISE OF THE ICE

Did he see the movie "Titanic?" Because that movie could teach him a great lesson about the hubris that fuels modern humanistic endeavors.

Perhaps they will "re-imagine" it by telling it accurately for once.

He could still make a prequel.

Searching for the jaguar shark ain't cheap, you know.

At least he's not Rotoscoping it.

"With regard."

Them's ain't marshmallows! Them's are semen flakes!

I'm still dealing with that, living in a rural area with a digital converter box and a grand total of 3 PBS channels. When the furnace kicks in, it  knocks out the signal.

@avclub-6f518c31f6baa365f55c38d11cc349d1:disqus , if you haven't read it I would recommend a book called "Demonic Males: Apes and the Origins of Human Violence."

They're not werewolves. They're vampire squids.