On Russian Television, Government subverts Wikileaks!

These Newswires are pretty one-sided. According to Gibson, the script was sub-standard and that's why it was shelved. You write that at the end of the last paragraph but it only seems to have been mentioned in passing. You got it wrong the first time around, writing that the producers shelved it because they had…

The name's Jewman.

That's Jewbacca to you.

Fappeth thine erect shaft three times.

He really was a jelly donut.

*adjusts hair net, paints pinky nail.

Gaddaffi/Khaddaffi/Qaddaffi was the Bond villain. He had Amazon warrior body guards in high-heal combat boots.

"Art, Schmart" will be engraved on his tombstone.

To be fair, though, Osama Bin Laden never pissed on Pooh Bear.

I’m sure Rembrandt® is relieved. Now he can start
painting light again.

THOMAS KINKADE IS DEAD!

Charlie Sheen plays the CEO of the tiger-blood drug company.

I always knew you were real.

Liam Neeson shows up and throat-punches the last Tasmanian Tiger.

The tiger is calling FROM INSIDE Sam Neill.

Yeah, but when blacks become President of the United States, they are required by the Constitution to play the role of the tragic mulatto.

Samuel L. Jackson gave that shark's wife a foot massage.

1.3% will consist of lewd Rachel Weisz comments that also reference sharks.

If only it were possible for separate groups to work on separate problems, and the U.S. or any other organization could fund these groups with even a quarter of the money that NASA spends taking its astro-pornographic pictures of big blue gas plumes 500 million light-years away while humanity continues to erode…