SEEKING JUST TITS

You's fancy-pants, all o' you's.

Worse, he's the Jew-Boy coffee-getter.

"…the rape is coming from INSIDE the vagina!"

I'm still waiting for Superman.

Yes, and it's also "Two Directors for the Price of One!" week.

Only sailors, bikers, and prisoners are worthy of Tautous.

If only Tim Placenty had stayed in the race, he'd be President by now.

My retarded 3-year old nephew could've painted that.

I bet it does, seeing as how it's European.

These newfangled Internet words are turning the world into "Miller's Crossing," and I can't fucking follow it anymore.

When I saw that picture of her, I shouted "MOM!"

There was a midnight screening in the Northwest Angle, but we took heavy fire.

More like "Fuck."

Fight the real enemy.

Hats can type?

As the mascot of politically active Evangelicals, I must remind you that we don't support a tax on anything—not even sin.

They should remake Scent of a Woman with him for a 21st Century audience.

Say, what's the big idea, you talkin' about dames that way?!

Les Stroud never did anything like that.