Also: DON'T FUCKING DRINK YOUR PISS.

David Milch just killed another one and "Luck" isn't allowed to use them anymore.

I could never drink that piss and say that it was wine.

Ah, yes. I see.

Look out! It's Michael Fassbender! Shield your eyes!!!!

Fuck the fucking Decemberites, they suck.

"GET OFF MY PLANE!!"

Their art has been commended as being strongly guginal.

He also doesn't have suspense or shark-fights.

Imagine what a bear on a spit roasted over grylls looks like.

Thank God for the edit function, because I would've looked like a moron a few inches above you.

Ever thus to deadbeats, Gryllbowski.

Uh, I believe it's spelled "poseur," monsieur.

Anyone familiar with the work of W.A. Bouguereau?

Yeah, get your Golan, unce unce unce unce YALL READY FOR THIS?

CSI: Bethany.

What about frottage? Anyone? Idiotking? Ever done it?

Ecce.

Wait…Elvis Costello is a jazz artist, isn't he?

Ireland has suffered the worst of the Catholic abuse scandal and John Paul II knew all about it; it was a dumping ground for "problem priests" and the evidence for the cover-up was blatantly obvious. At that time, though, it was pretty much just an "Irish problem." Nobody in the States ever spoke about it, even though…