Unless you're a jazz artist, you have no business wearing a suit during a concert.

YUPPIES: Still worse than hipsters.

Once upon a time, only aviators wore aviator sunglasses.

I would actually take Claudia Cardinale over Sophia Loren, even today.

Yeah, but his conservative uncle Rick, who owns a butcher shop in Duluth, was so embarrassed….he buried his head in the sand.

If you want to see the definition of COURAGE, go back and watch that Bob Dylan birthday bash at Madison Square Garden when all those fucking Bob Dylan fans booed her because they didn't want to hear anything about politics or social justice on Bob Dylan's birthday. She absolutely let the motherfuckers have it and Kris…

No love for the Wolfe Tones, eh? Well, I see what this is. But you didn't leave out U2, did you? It may surprise you to learn this, but U2 is not a rebel band.

Fuck yes! The ultimate "GET OFF MY LAWN!" movie.

Dude, Liberia.

And the sheep ain't so willin', either.

"Fuck your Union Jack, we want our garden back!"

PLANNED PARENTHOOD DISTRIBUTES SOYLENT GREEN TO THAT TWILIGHT ZONE COOKBOOK ALIEN WITH YOUR TAX DOLLARS!!!!

Jewish Mother, Nordic Father from Star Cluster Pleiades.

There's a book by Thomas Cahill called "How the Irish Saved Civilization" which recounts the story rather well.

Some say the Devil is dead,
The Devil is dead,
The Devil is dead,
Some say the Devil is dead
And buried in Killarney…

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Susan G. Gnomen Race for the Cure.

OCCUPY GNOME TOWN!

And the gnominees are…

Teflon?