My stomach reacts to coffee the same way it reacts to molten lead. I'm an American tea drinker, which means I steep a tablespoon of unsweetened loose leaf lapsang souchong in a three-cup pot for thirty minutes which would probably get me drawn and quartered in England.

I dip my ketchup-flavored potato chips in ketchup.

Before Oreo O's came out, I actually had a habit of "improving" my cereal with crumbled pieces of oreos. I usually did it with Coco Pebbles or Coco Puffs, sometimes even Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Then when Oreo O's came out I was really disappointed because they didn't absorb milk very well and the texture was like…

The "Mayan Calendar" was actually invented centuries earlier by the Olmecs, and the Mayans merely adopted it as their own. It would be like some future race of intelligent scorpion people coming along after we've driven ourselves to extinction over oil and finding a Gregorian calendar in America. It would, naturally,…

i tried reading cormac mccarthy but all i could see was a bunch of words together strung badly.

"And there were babies in the tree hanging in the tree on the tree limbs of the tree there were babies and they were hanging there on the limbs of the tree on the tree limbs among the branches and the leaves and the babies on the tree branches."

He IS Lyndon LaRouche.

FLAGGED!

When last I checked, homo sapiens sapiens was a breed of ape.

I think Sir Osis's perspective is pretty tiresome, but so is the perspective of any liberal who can claim with a straight face that the Democrats might actually provide us with a viable alternative.

Right now I'm waiting for a Newswire headline like:

Yeah, no kidding.
APES, not monkeys. There's a difference.

Yes, and he just wants to kiss you.

You have failed to grasp the subtleties of Nathan Rabin's analytical mind.

"But this is a dark story with a heavy message, and it’s been transformed
into a harmless, pretty confection."

I am the Borax, and I speak for the taxidermists!

It's a trap!

He's on to the dastardly plot of the North American Union, that's what.

Big Brotha Be Watchin' Yall.

When I saw a picture of him singing or screaming or whatever he was doing, I thought it was William Hung.