Damn it! I was going to make a crow joke. I like this, though.

Watching industrial punk movement hamster snuff films like the deviated preverts they are.

Which half?

NOTE TO BLACK PEOPLE:

The Democrats have control of the Senate? Really?

Something about those Rankin Bass movies really sticks with you. Even though the plotting is laughable (The goblins are upon us! Save the ponies from the goblins! … 5 seconds later … We're trapped! The goblins have us!) The Hobbit especially is such a unique piece of art, the animation, the music, I can't think of…

Watch your cussin, cowboy.

Hello ma baby, hello ma darlin, you're wrong, that's a great movie.

He's also a fucking pervert with sexual feelings for cartoons, so there's that.

I find no fault in him.

Well, then, the obvious solution would be to vote for Democrats and hope they win control of the Senate.

Ron Paul is religious. Like, for God.

Mitt Romenys are people, my friend.
People, my friend.
People, my friend.

You should never put your lips on Tyler Perry's fountainhead.

Do you mean the gay theater or the movie theater?

Black ladies are winning Oscars for playing maids again, so there's that.

Trains are coming back! Warren Buffett bought BNSF a couple years ago. He wouldn't have done that if he didn't believe we've passed peak oil, and that automotive travel is on its way out. First it'll mainly be commercial shipping, then they'll be forced to start building passenger trains, so there's that. Of course by…

Gibran's Jesus was like JESUS: BEHIND THE MUSIC.

A hack poet and a Hayek screenwriter. It's a match made in Heaven.

She's also married to a billionaire, so you're right: they can do whatever they damn well please, she and her amazing breasteses.