@Scrawler2:disqus   The Statue of Liberty has a suspiciously masculine jaw-line. Also, check out those hands. Those aren't lady-hands.

If I owend a Deli, I would sell a Benigni Panini.

Holy shit, your dimensions are precisely the same as mine! This is a serious question: how long is your inseam? Mine is only 30" and I've always thought it should be longer. It seems like all my height is above the waist.

This is just like that one movie…

GAY AGENDA, 2/27/2012

Why can't regular people stay together?

If they're gay for anyone, they're gay for America.

Maybe they do, but you'd never see them coming.

Why the fuck didn't you just rent it, then?

Whoa, check out that "Marine Welcomed Home by his Boyfriend" on Buzzfeed! You don't see that kinda thing happening with Navy SEALs.

Heidi Klum is the most loyal woman in the world, staying with her hideously disfigured husband even after he took all that shrapnel to the face.

But every now and then, a gimmicky film will be showered with effusive praise.

Next up for the SEALs:

I don't care who you know, whose dick you're suckin' on, YOU'RE GOIN' OUT. Oohhhhh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.

I sincerely doubt there is really a third paragraph's worth of things to say about a whimsical French film about fairy mimes.

HITLER NEUTRALIZES POLISH MENACE, BELGIUM HIDES

Indeed.

One thing about Adrien Brody, he played a good retard.

Hey, you actually know the title of the Home Alone sequel! Bully for you.

When I first started commenting here I just sort of assumed everyone was a child seeing as how this is all so…childish. Now I'd really like to know if any of you have grandchildren…and if so…would they like to come over and play? I've got a tire swing. And a Nerf football that whistles when you throw it.