I refuse to believe that Baron Fellowes has never seen Arrested Development.

Shut up, that National Park show was good.

I watch it because I live in a rural area with nothing but a digital converter box and PBS is all I got. I truly don't know what I'm going to do now.

NEEDS MORE OLD MAN IN SMOKING JACKET SITTING BY FIREPLACE IN COMMODIOUS LIBRARY GODDAMNIT!!!

But only Borge, but Celtic Woman, too.

It means "Trusty Scout." Why the fuck an Indian needs a scout, I don't know.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute…Jesus is the son of GOD?!?!?!

Klaus Kinski!!!!

Mmmm-hmmmm.

That William Fichtner, he's one of those great character actors who can totally disappear into a role. He's a regular chameleon.

Speak for yourself, Illegal Alien Jesus. William Fichtner is one of the Lizard People. I'm not one of the Lizard People. I'm an American Jesus.

@avclub-04f5dee246b1fab580947b49e3bd902f:disqus Glad I could be of service to you.
As for the rest of you deviated preverts, maybe you have a point. Maybe it's just a case of natural "curiosity." But I want you to consider the implications of that for a moment. If a behavior so disgusting is in accordance with one's…

We ain't got a radio.

@avclub-404bfdece06f0fc5ba56bef1e19d8896:disqus , you people are fucking deranged. "Yeah, man, I had a phase like that, too." What the fuck are you fucking talking about? "Punk industrial movements?" Snuff videos? Seriously: WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE!!! I really wish I could un-read your confessions.

"It was SUICIDE, Jerry! SUICIDE!"

He has the same objection to the same acts of discrimination when they're practiced by Jews and Christians. If he ever wrote something like "Islam is backwards and barbaric and twisted and a threat to personal freedom," don't act like he never wrote the same thing about any other religion or culture that sanctions…

By "Islamaphobe" do you mean he's the kind of person who objects to Sharia Law forming the basis for government in places like Pakistan and Saudi Arabia because it allows entire villages to stone sodomites to death in addition to letting fathers murder their own daughters in "honor killings" if they have sex out of…

He's the Norse God of Eddie Bauer outlets.

I always thought Penelope Cruz was more bird like.

OH MY GOD THEY BEHEADED MY WIFE!!!!!