Maybe they should give Bates a Phil Spector wig next year.

My name is Yon Yonson,
I come from Wisconsin.
I work on a dairy farm dare.

"There's always money in the blood pudding stand."

"I say, Carson, it looks like they're bombing London."
"Who would that be, sir?"
"The Germans. The Germans are bombing London."
"Well, confound the lot of them, sir."
"What's that you say?"
"I say, 'Confound the Jerries,' my Lord."
"Good Heavens, Carson. The war's been over three years. Forgive and forget, man."

NO TOUCHING!

It died for honor.

Yes, yes it is. The people of New Guinea never defeated the British Empire because they simply couldn't stop eating ass.

I will resurrect this thread now.

Not if Marv Albert sees it first!

Did you know that you could make fire from ice?

Elephants are matriarchal.

The one thing I'm concerned about is that ZMF might teach black kids how to use inappropriate language, which might get them in trouble at school.

Putin on the Ritz.

Fifty years from now, everyone will STILL say that because they STILL won't believe in the global warming hoax.

Yeah, that's ridiculous. Joe Paterno only became a monster after he attained fame and fortune and unprecedented legendary status which had to be preserved at all costs, even if children are being raped in a room down the hall by a man in his employ whom he was somehow able to look in the eye and work with as if rape…

Malaria is, coincidentally, the name of 50's ex-girlfriend.

I'm 33 and I still leave nasty stains on shrouds.

Would that be physically, or just a mental state?

When protons are outlawed, only outlaws will brush their teeth.

"Santorum/Mustaine" would make an awesome bumper sticker, though.