Good fences make good neighbors.

We lost our minds, but we WON THE REVOLUTION!!! Funny how you Englishmen still speak English instead of German lol…remind me again why you speak English instead of German….

When he said "She's just pretending to sound reasonable to get you to leave" I thought "That sounds like something a sex offender would say."

One thing I noticed about the Spanish Flu was that it was a rather convenient plot device. As Dr. Clarkson said, it's an erratic disease that can just sort of flare up out of nowhere and kill characters whose deaths are essential to the narrative, even though they seem to be coming along nicely.

I wonder if British policemen were really courteous enough to read you your Miranda Rights before they arrested you for murder in 1919.

Maybe he's got some secret Irish blood shinin' through.

Get…THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

I was waiting for Branson to yell "I didn't SEDUCE her! I just spewed a bunch of political rants and waited for her to make eye contact with me!!!!"

My problem with the national anthem is that it devotes too much energy to the glorification of American War Culture, completely ignoring the more subtle (but equally effective) institutions of slavery, indentured servitude, child labor, corporate personhood, union-busting coal mine bosses (even going so far as to…

Man?

FUCKIN' DRUGS, HOW DO THEY WORK?!?!?!

I could never deliver a sermon unless I was stoned first (ha ha, no pun intended).

I "liked" precisely BECAUSE I couldnt tell!

Yes. Sunlight killed Amy Winehouse.

I used to write for a paper—a small town paper, 20,000 subscribers—and even they wrote their obituaries in advance: for pillars of the community (read: small business owners), school board people, winners of tractor-pulls from days gone by.

Technically the founding fathers WERE aliens.

Not as funny as Ray Charles playing one-on-one with Gary Coleman!

But you'll never run out of Sarah Jessica Horse jokes.

TECTONICS

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