BBC is reporting that they caught him, they caught Bob Hoskins!

I wanna know what kind of mental hospital supplies its patients with such luxuriously voluminous shampoos and conditioners.

You mean you don't work for Monsanto?

This is all Jack Nicholson's fault for taking us on that boat ride!

Better call Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll know how to handle this.

What they're doing is catching large female catfish who are guarding their eggs, which are located in nooks and crannies along muddy embankments or under big snags of driftwood. When they bite your fist, they're defending their nest site. Apparently there is a great sporting challenge in tormenting mothers and leaving…

He's obviously not the Reitman for the job.

Because you're a GIRL!

The balls of a perfect man ought to reach beyond the mound.

Also:

Excuse me, but…..have you seen my sheep?

I had a thing for Pie-Oh-My's lady trainer.

He would probably love to hear about that now.

"Hello, Clarice."

Because there's nothing fishy about human vaginas.

I saw that too! So did a guy in my neighborhood who made the papers when he ended up with a 50-pound snapping turtle clamped around his hand.

"Vote for me."

It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine Because I Have a Bunker)

I was thinking it would be a continuous loop of Yakety Sax.

Half of his tan came from the Christmas he spent in Hawaii.