Lobsters1 is making coherent and sensible points tonight, as always.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus , I'm sorry!!!!! All of my "heroes" have always been men. You should call yourself The Heroin of Akron-Canton.

Tweet him to a second term in office.

"You don't need to see my Congressional Approval."

You're not so clueless, are you?

Jupiter? I hardly even know her.
Plus, she has that big red spot on her face. Just pop it already.

Paradise Tossed.

Just watch The Book of Eli instead.

*juggles, sprays water out of flower pinned to lapel

You have to be very careful when you're deconstructing giant wooden horses. Best to hire an expert to do it. Someone like David Milch.

I failed Fayyed (twice!), now I make jokes on AVClub!

She was also a royal bitch.

Hahaha! Look at this relatively young man, logging on to the internet to talk about boobies!!! Hahahaha! What a card! What a maroon! Don't you know everyone on this site is 40 years old, kid?

She was a princess—a feisty, spirited, strong-willed princess—and she went on adventures, and she held her own among the boys, and she was a warrior, and she cared about children, and she wore pretty clothes.

QUEEN LIE, PRINCESS DIE!!!

1.) I'm just glad there wasn't the red NO over Chastain's face too, because I couldn't handle that, either.

Maybe the "Fuck you, guy" is a knee-jerk reaction to an adult male who's making a movie about A BABY ON AN EROTIC JOURNEY. And maybe that "Fuck you, guy" knee-jerk reaction isn't enough. Maybe the proper knee-jerk reaction in a situation like this is…I don't know…a knuckle sandwich? Say what you will about artistic…

In a sane society this man would get a fair trial in an international court to prove that we believe in the dignity of the law and we're not monstrous like him.

I liked "The White Hell of Piz Palu" before "Inglourious Basterds" made it cool.

He's like a modern-day Nietzsche.