@avclub-6c16aa77a1c167d91c1b8bc79d035318:disqus if you know a better way to train child soldiers, I'd like to hear it.

We at PETA want to send the whole human race to the ER, so we at PETA fail to see your point.

Why the long face?

I just got done watching The Departed.

HA ! HA ! HA! HA !

Reminds me of that scene from "Airplane."
"Airplane?" What is it?
It's a big flying machine with lots of passengers, but that's not important now.

Edward DeVere is rolling about in his grave, he is.

The Bourne Againity.

Annie Clark O'Neal Fucking Christ.

Depardon't!

Ce n'est pas mon pouce.

His head looks like it's filled with Stretch Armstrong glue, rather than muscle and bone.

Carson killed Mrs. Bates to protect Lady Mary.

Edith obviously hasn't seen "There Will Be Blood."

More like "LOVIN' THE WIRE!!!!!"

One more line and you'll have a haiku.
Pistils and stamens or something to that effect.

Leeches! Get me some leeches!

Directed by Ken Burns.

Hey! She looks like someone we know!
Without the beard.

Hot Pheminist!