Ask the dog. He'll know.

r u rtrd?

Is Eli Manning a good quarterback? Yes. Is Eli Manning a great quarterback? I suppose. But is he a leader of men?

Next year: Wynton Marsalis.

The last time I tried paying for sex, I put a dollar in her vagina and it closed right up on me. Then I poked her in the eye and she wouldn't give me my dollar back. Worse yet, she had a sticker on her forehead warning me that she might tip over and crush me if I tried to rock her back and forth.

Jesus is the only reference you'll ever need.

In Obamanation, America fuck YOU!

Don't touch it, then.

Vwwwwuuuummmmmmmmmm

STALLIONGRAD SORORITY FILLIES #39

Fitty Cent and Val Kilmer were in a movie called "GUN."

*beats Horsefellow

THE NIGGA GENERAL'S HORSE OWNED WILLIAM BULLOCK!!!

The Statue of Liberty isn't wearing pants. I've looked.

Seems like all the ladies have a thing for sullen cripples. I thought his sudden outburst of doom and gloom during the "family meeting" scene was poorly played and seemed more like a parody of depression than a sincere depiction. It's too bad he can feel his wang again. It would've been fun to watch Downton decay into…

I wish I knew how an engine worked.

If she flipped us off while endorsing Ron Paul at the same time she'd be a billionaire by now.

Bates is the master of his fate. Yes, sir. Master Bates.

Yes but before WWII there's the Irish Civil War during which Sybil will become a welterweight boxer with Celtic crosses tattooed all over her body.

*Bangs mysterious African Carson drum.