That was a Masonic thing.

Yeah, Kevin Corrigan. The Dawes of character actors.

Don't worry, he'll be reincarnated as a tumblin' tumbleweed and someone, somewhere will make a Tumblr about it.

"The Big Lebowski," said Jesus.

Mo'O'Ni'que used up all the Oscar skinny guilt for this century.

It's Biden and Obama!

I saw one being carried upside down in a dollar store once.

He funna get all up in her crevices.

Those Horn O' Africa girls are really creeping me out.

Right, because there was nothing creepy about Tiptoe Through the Tulips before.

With electrical tape?

Hey! Remember those Cabbage Patch Kids with the robotic jaws that would eat your…………hair?

*Pricks her with needle.

I wanted to have a beer with the Green Party even less than I wanted to have a beer with Al Gore, so I voted for Ralph Nader because he would make damn sure I didn't end up swallowing my bottle-cap.

There was an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when that one chick from MADTV had a really big vagina and she used it to steal Richard Lewis's phone and also a baseball.

The pictures are back!!!!

You can buy $150 eMacs at the Mac Store. Former school computers, refurbished and all that. You'll never have to defragment your porn history ever again!

What does the Rise of the Planet of the Apes have to do with this?

I believe the proper spelling is "magick."

I thought the Green Party was the Money Party.