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Jesus Fucking Christ
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*Sneaks into The Hero of Akron-Canton's house, rearranges furniture, puts cellophane over toilet bowl

No. Curses!

If we reply to you will we be able to see ourselves?

Other than Morgan Freeman and Danny Glover, no. There weren't very many of them.

Rise up and buy a Mac you fucking PC cocksuckers!!!!

I use a Mac so I've got nothing but white ?'s in blue squares.

They're going to see if it will float.

Taske notes on your labtop.

That ain't collagen, it's fracking fluid. The whole civilized world is fracking Lana's lips.

She needs a manager to point her in the right direction. You know, if she's facing the wrong way, he'd be right there to turn her around. A regular Lana-turner.

The Velvet Slog.

Aishesh.

"Will she float?"

So THAT's what you're supposed to do with your hands while you're singing!

Dead bears, mate.

The Ark didn't have a shark tank.

Giant Wheezing Sasquatch: James Gandolfini
Retarded Homophobic Fainting Chimpanzee: Tracy Morgan
Chin-Jutting Stick Bug: Keira Knightley
Rainbow Bluebird Gumdrop Puppy: Reese Witherspoon
Howler Monkey: Al Pacino
Rat: David Thewlis

Paul Bettany can give him honest advice when the monkeys mutiny.

That would be a thing I'd like to see.

Empathy for a few individuals doesn't count for shit when we continue to pollute the environment of the entire species. It seems especially ludicrous when we continue to allow hunting of that species for "ceremonial" purposes even though the need for whale meat doesn't exist anywhere in the modern world, not even in