It's good to hear they at least portray some of the grandstanding associated with the "rescue," but nonetheless it's still going to be all sappy and heartwarming at the end (in real life the calf was accidentally killed during the "rescue" attempt and I doubt they'll have that in the movie).  They spent $1 million to…

I thought that was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Was that real?

I've got to get into that poof.

"Arglefarglemarglegargle." -Sly Stone

Squish it!

REPUBLICANS PREPARING TO FRACK THEMSELVES

Ginger's vagina dentata was a red snapper.

WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMAN-WATCHERS?!?!?!?

I think I can see a backwards headline on his forehead!

Will the actors recite McCarthy's muscular prose with a gimmicky lack of punctuation wondered the commentor Jesus Fucking Christ as he ate the last of the eggs and wiped the plate with the tortilla and ate the tortilla and drank the last of the coffee and wiped his mouth and looked up and thanked her.

<————— Comanches!!!!!

In Soviet Union, Cop is proper nounivich.

Only if you want to lose your indie cred.

By "sing" do you mean "rhythmically hack phlegm?"

EASTWOOD IN THIRTY SECONDS:

I predict a role for Mark Wahlberg.

It is estimated that 20 million sharks are killed by humans each year for every 1 human killed by a shark. Most of the damage is inflicted by gill-nets and factory trawlers.

He's kind of a recluse now. And something of a drunkard, from what I hear. He also has a bowling alley in his basement.

Yeah we're at the top of the food chain, but that won't exactly be a good thing when ocean acidification, topsoil depletion, drought in the Amazon, melting permafrost and colony collapse disorder reduce us to a bunch of scavenging inbred cannibals drinking our own piss. The higher you climb, the harder you fall. Once,…