This movie makes radiation seem like a bad thing.

Mel Gibson calls him Jewkilla.

What Wu wants.
What Hu wants?
What Wi wants.
Is that what Chou wants?
Chou want money. Chou always want money.
Filthy money-grubbing Chou!

Anointed with aromatic oils and essence of nutmeg.

Does he have a nose-mask for when he gets hungry/thirsty? What if he needs to itch his nose? What if he needs to BLOW his nose? These Nolan films are ridiculous.

-Those aqueducts were lined with lead. I don't know about you, but I'll take my water from Jacob's Well, thank you very much.

The farts will BE gumdrops.

Caesar Augustus raped My childhood with his filthy aqueducts!

Sometimes you feel [like] a nut, sometimes you don't.

HE HITS ME WITH A PEPPERMINT STICK! FUCK ME IN THE GOATASS!

God, you people have such narrow concepts of "liking."

He's a good horse. And thorough.

I would like to polish his hooves every single day, and take him to the horse dentist.

GET YOUR FALSE DICHOTOMY AND PUT THE REAL ONE BACK IN!

He should've made a clever Sarah Jessica Parker joke.

Last of the Mohicans is his best work, Collateral is second.

Maybe Sarah Jessica Parker, who is so unspeakably ugly, should get plastic surgery (like Lana Del Rey!) so people won't hate her anymore.

Tho, ith okay to thay that Thannon Tharpe lookth like a horth who can't thpeak dethipherable Enlgith. Thith is tho fucking wathitht!!!

Seinfeld? It wasn't really funny.

That's it! Xylophone exotica with a touch of Broadway!