I haven't seen Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy yet. Does Gary Oldman lick his lips a lot in that movie? Because if he does, he'll finally get that Oscar. Someone should've told Peter O'Toole to do a bad Al Franken impression when he was filming The Lion in Winter.

Ignoring the hype and PR story about the "realisticness" of THL, I thought it was just another dumb action movie like The Dark Knight.

There is something in the atheist eyes of a Randian hedge fund manager mechanically trying to squeeze his camel through the eye of a needle that I find more unsettling than the southern-fried Baptist smirk of Rick Perry.

I don't recall precisely what Ewok music sounds like, but I think they should play Ewok music every time Newt walks on stage.

Pretty soon Carl Weathers will become his fourth wife, then.

Are we talking about Bachman here?

I'd have to see how big the hand is.

Republicans who don't believe in Jesus are fucking scary.

Yeah, but they're ordinary, and they have PROBLEMS, and that makes them compelling! What's not to like?

I was trying to warn people about Diablo Cody many years ago, but no one would listen. Then I died in the World Trade Center attacks. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Any movie with cell phone sonar goggles is fucking stupid.

@avclub-a2c49962ab5fdf70fd33f1a20bd5462c:disqus , you're right about The Hurt Locker. I couldn't stand it, and if you talk to veterans of Iraq they'll tell you its the most absurd depiction of that war ever put on film. Bomb disposal technicians don't drive around enemy territory in unaccompanied three-man teams (they…

The only order I have in mind is

That girl is really a BOY!

"Celebrity is an exercise in objectification, Lana Del Rey is just the most sexual (and therefore blatant), recent example."

I asked the same thing about Dawes, and Dawes informed me that Dawes "really doesn't care about money."

Yeah, but that's just your opinion! I happen to find busted pinball machines incredibly attractive! I jerk off to busted pinball machines every damn day!

Dead hookers know things.

I've got to go back
And watch that little girrrrrrrrrl dance….

No, no, please, don't let that stop you.