I saw her dancing, dancing in some old smokey place.
I bet I was the only one there to watch her face.
All night I never saw her smile, there
Cuz she didn't even try.
You know, for just a little while, there
I saw a tear in her eye…

You know, I was going to make a Dawes Equis joke, but then I'm not the kinda guy who logs onto the internets at 3:30 AM with a bunch of puns on the tip of my tongue. I'm too much of a second-cock-crow kinda commenter.

It's a TRAP…

It's a big hit in the States but it hasn't crossed over very well in England.

I've made this joke before, but I don't care:

Wow that's just like the time I tried to steal a jar of twisty ties from MC Hammer!

I took my twelve year old cousins deer-hunting last fall and I had to keep reminding them to use their "inside voices."

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus not only did I like that, but I flagged it, too.

That's…that's not what I meant…I just want them to talk to each other.

I would like to see her "duet" with Rebecca Black.

Lanas Del Rey are people, my friend…
People, my friend…
People, my friend…

Lucy FLAWLESS!

Like that girl in "Nashville."

She's not really descended from the Spanish King, either.

No, it's Whitney "Not Really" Cummings.

They found his iPod at the crash site.

Did you know that working at the AV Club is an actual job you get paid for?

They have VIBRATING dildos now?

Area Man Scratches Balls, Wishes Onion Had Laugh Track

Lucky bastard, your brother. I always wanted a llama.