Heigl Hitler.

I can play a bass Fender, if anyone's interested.

I will consider in the rain, I will consider it on a train, I will consider it in a box, I will consider it with a fox.

In the un-cropped version he's holding a sign that says "WE ARE THE 99%" and wearing sandals with no socks, even though it's rather cold outside.

Because he lives next to a Chinaman who keeps pigs.

I was an English major myself and I hated writing journalistic writing, too. Now I'm totally free gratis to write all the redundancies I want!

I rode a big Olyphant all the way to Minas Tirith!!!!

Best side-boob I ever saw.

Corporations are people, my friend.

DO YOU KNOW THE SMELL OF HUMAN FLESH ROASTING ON A SPIT?!?!?!?

@SpongyandBruised:disqus , you no go back to camp, you go back east, back to Minnesoooooota.

Please see that no harm comes to that horse.

HORSE-FUCKIN' HOOPLEHEAD!

Tipping over turtles was my speciality.

It's all just 'malgamation and fuckin' capital.

Would you say that to Billy Bob Thornton and the Boxcutters?

Would you say that to Tom Petty?

Anyone who doesn't go down to the crossroads to sell his soul to the Devil is a fucking pansy.

Mother adores them, as they were quite skilled at putting Me to sleep.

@avclub-ba51e6158bcaf80fd0d834950251e693:disqus please don't. This is like one of those marijuana-growing manuals (NOT INTENDED FOR THE GROWING OF MARIJUANA) in that it's merely an exercise of free speech, and nothing more. I don't have any strong feelings about firearms, but I've got the right to carry, so by God, I…