PERSEUS: Oh fuck, what are we gonna do?!?!?

Or you could work in a laundromat, stealing the occasional set of undies.

There's been an increase in wolf attacks in northern Canada in recent years because entire wolf packs have lost the need to hunt due to always being able to scavenge from isolated town dumps. They studied a whole generation of wolves in Saskatchewan that never in the course of the year took any wild prey. This more…

In the winter time it's the frozen road 
that is competing with the view 
of ice fogged frigid beauty, 
the cold though, doesn't it split 
the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs? 
And then in the summertime 
such extreme summertime 
about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter 
than just some months ago, 
than just some months from…

Wolves don't eat honey. When was the last time you saw a wolf raiding a beehive? And no predator would get excited at the scent of its own blood. You're supposed to dip the blade in a pot of melted fat, then let it harden like a waxy shell. Use a trail of caribou blood to lead the wolf to the knife. Then strap your…

THIS JANUARY,

This is why I could never be gay, because (hypothetically) I would be all over the tiny white one.

wtf is dawes lol

GOD HATES RANDOM FAMILY GUY CUTAWAY GAGS!!!

He's what makes a Subaru a Subaru.

Because it told the truth in deceitful times.

I'm so fucking sick of seeing those masks. If people had actually bothered to occupy shit back when V For Vendetta was actually written—or, in the very least, when the movie came out—then it would actually mean something. Now it just looks silly and dated and kind of pathetic and cheap. They ought to try for a more…

How do we know that time never existed? How do we even know it really exists now? What if it's merely the illusion of time that exists? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? If time passes in space and no humans are around to glance at their clocks, does it really pass?…

You beat me to it! Congratulations!

Hey, look! A bird!

Madame, the good people of Lake Wobegone would like to know if you'd be interested in representing them this year. But if you have other plans, that's cool.

This is just like the universe, before there was something.

FIRST!

If there was nothing before there was something, where did the nothingness come from?

Don't forget, guys: