Anna May be cookin yall some cone bread tonight.

Funny how Sarah Jessica Parker gets all that grief. Witherspoon has been a horse all this time and we're only now just realizing it.

Fuckin Merrick.

I still like it, and I'm 33.

This is worse than SETI inviting aliens to come and fuck us up by beaming episodes of I LOVE LUCY into space!

He's had too much oxygen.

He's high…

Yes, because beer bottles are shaped like penises.

You think these are cufflinks? These are curb-feelers.

Takes one to know one.

Little Big Horn was a false flag!

They're making a Sitting Bull monument now?

Ye's all a bunch o' feckin lyalists, ain't ye's??!?!?!

In the feature, girlfriends will be reboots. I mean robots.

Yes, the Nolan Batman movies.

Wolves are not people.

I always said "9/11 was the money-shot of industrial civilization."

Um….uh….hmmmmm. Yep.

From the Chicago Tribune:

Just because Republicans always misplace thousands of votes from entire precincts doesn't mean they don't value your opinion.