My Father owns a lot of land.

I'll play the Devil's Advocate and argue that the US was the aggressor in the Pacific.

Hitler: "See?!?!? I told you so!!!"

Your life is not worth the reversal of a Custer decision.

It is a good day to die.

She's like a female Bane!

Tightass Androgynus

I was an English Major once.

THIS GOOBERMINT IS STRANGE TO MINE EYES!!!!!!

DODD

Obama said he opposes it, which in Obamanese means: "I won't veto it."

Santorum Fails English Quiz For Improper Use of Colon

Howard?

That's a plywood Satan and their Hell landscape was a bunch of old tires piled up and doused with gasoline. They posed in front of the actual fire for the photo. I'm pretty sure they were serious about it.

Looooouuuuuuvin

We will all be a type of crunch granola in a few years.

Get your false dichotomy and put the real one back in!

This is just like the rednecks in Yellow Medicine County who shoot the road signs. The only sign that has more holes than the Deer Crossing sign is the Yield sign on Country Road 12.

This is my LO face.

Dear Congress,