From anti-war/anti-nuke activist David Swanson:

When Irish vaginas are smiling, sure tis like a mornin' spring.

You should be cautious about vaccines.

You can see the real thing on Antiques Roadshow from time to time.

TOSS the Disqus!

Plus, they gave a Golden Globe to a Dwarf, and he could've said something about "Do they come in Fun Sizes, like Golden Skittles, or something?" Oh man, that would've been great.

Good Heavens, I just double-posted all over Downton Abbey! I thought this Disqus was supposed to clear all that up.

I didn't see "Carnage," but I did see a sex offender lurking outside the schoolhouse, so I ran up to him and said, "Here. Have ten dollars."

"Tragedy" means a miserable set of circumstances arising from noble (but fatally misguided) intentions.

"For God's sake, man!  Pull yourself together!  You look a blithering ninny!" until he's "cured".

"For God's sake, man!  Pull yourself together!  You look a blithering ninny!" until he's "cured".
That's about it, then and now.

Here here.

That's not f&s, either.

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"Given that we're still dependent on oil for much of our energy needs, and that the price of oil greatly effects our economy (which is fragile right now), it is clearly in our interest to have a friendly regime in power in Libya."

"It does seem possible that some unsavory radical Islamicists could come to power there, and I'm not thrilled about that prospect either."

I haven't seen it, but I really want to.

It almost seems like he's addicted to being down on it.

Minnesotans don't like to launder money because we don't want to seem presumptuous and be a bother to the launderers ("No, no. It's no rush. Whenever you got the time. No rush. Matter of fact, no. Forget it. No. Ya. Forget it. Ya. It's no biggy. No, ya. Alright. Buh-Bye. What? Oh, ya. Snowed a lot. Six inches. Ya.…

If shopping is all really a Freudian sex fest, why has the use of credit cards become so common? Using a credit card, because it's so fast, is obviously analogous to premature ejaculation, which does not allow for a positive sexual experience. If people really ENJOYED shopping, they would want to take their time and…