Dread Ninja Roberts, it doesn't matter what laws they live by, what matters is that we are supporting them in their enforcement of the very laws which justified our attacking them ten years ago. But then we created the mujihadeen in the 80's, so I guess it's only natural that we come full-circle.

Obama and Biden are the most pragmatic rulers this country could ever hope to have. As Biden said, "The Taliban is not the enemy per se." He's absolutely right. If you can't beat em, join em!

When my computer freezes I usually just pull the plug and start over, rather than throw trillions of dollars at it.

You don't need to yell, I'm right on top of you.

I'll bet you'd be interested if Tyler Perry's name preceded the title.

I read that as "Her rack record is terrible," and I was all like, "Dayuuuum, wha'choo talkin bout, Willis?" Send that woman to the Horn of Africa!

He could teach them about the Book of Revelation.

DONT'OFRIO

I'd rather you go in the woods than right here, on the pavement.

Anna May kills whales for scientific research. I don't like her.

Darn….darn the luck, DARN!!!

How does it feel like? HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE?!?!?

Except when they rebuilt the Death Star, they called it the "Freedom Star."

"Jesus Wrote a Blank Check"

Which one is that? I've never read the thing.

The War on Christmas just took a load of egg nog to the face.

I hardly even know 'er.

"Yeah," said the AV Club, "I hate those 'look how clever and funny I am!' kinda guys!"

If all these characters were racist stereotypes, how did they convince real-life minorities to play them?

Not "laugh."