There are other facials?

O NO YOU DI'INT!!!!

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY CALCULATOR, DAVID O. RUSSELL!!!

He used to do this real funny thing where he repeated his name over and over again and said stupid things about animals, delivering his lines with befuddled, childish diction. Now he's quite rich. In other words, he's Black Adam Sandler.

The strange thing is, they make such bloody good cameras.

I hate the smell of tapioca.

Stockdale's talking to the ketchup bottle again! Better call the motherfucking shore patrol!

http://www.commondreams.org…

Now we know what the "O" stands for.

By these standards, Tarantino is John Wayne Gacy crossed with Ed Gein.

Neil Young
Neil Diamond
Sean O'Neal
Ocean Eel
Touch n' Feel
Touché!
Stanley Tucci?

You've obviously never seen Brokeback Mountain!

A Bane Train!

Lightscimitars.

I hear David O. Russell is remaking it.

You've obviously never seen her topless.

Is "Bridge and Tunnel" some sort of pejorative term for "black people?"

"Gee, Bane. What do you want to do tonight?"

I hear Jay-Z hooked him up with some Blue Ivy.

Someone should ring the Taco Bell Bell.