I don't understand the appeal of shooting innocent deer in the face for sport, either. That's why I only shoot innocent deer in the face for meat. A shot to the heart or lungs is liable to damage 6-7 lbs. worth of prime cuts.

Lobstro City Limits

"Yo, I got me some kids,
Yo, yo, uh, I wonder what they look like, uh."

Sounds like a delicious strain of Marijuana.

Morgan Freeman told Brad Pitt to yell "FIRE!" when you're being raped.

Should been "DONG"

Robble robble.

Did you hear what that asshole said?

My penis was raped by a vagina.

Oh, I get it. Because she looks like a horse. Funny.

She looks hungrier than those girls in the Horn of Africa.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo!

Hey, I thought these were the best books ever.

Damn, girl, who do yo bangs!?

Them Jews, they can't take a joke!

Would you nominate her in the ass?

Surely you experienced a profound metaphysically pantheistic sense of connectedness to pine cones or something whilst out walking your dog

"The Tree of ….Whoa…."

You mean the most wanted man in the history of the human race whose body was thrown into the sea before anyone could verify it was him? Boy, I'll bet Col. Gaddafi was jealous.

LOOK INTO YOUR HEART